1. Move all loose furniture, guests, etc. to outer edges of sweeping surface.
2. Pull your socks up.
3. Position Zebra Broomstick in "locked" position between inner-elbow and shoulder.
4. Focus attention on to sweeping surface (ie. floor).
(NOTE: Do not be distracted by fanciful Zebra broom, excessive radio, orphan Annie wig, or passing photographers.)
5. With hips out, and shoulders taut, gather household (or movie theater) detritis with . . . um . . sweeping motion.
Note ideal sweeping position, attitude.
NOTE: "It's a hard-knock life." "Ya no aguanto mas!"
Note ideal sweeping position, attitude.
NOTE: "It's a hard-knock life." "Ya no aguanto mas!" 
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