Thursday, December 31, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
"Last Brisket" by George Michael
Happy Challahdays
Last bris-ket
I gave it my heart
The very next day
You threw it away
You said it was dry
I started to cry
We noshed on some day-old LAT-kes.
**
Last brisk-ket
I brined it in salt
Wrapped it in foil
And drizzled with oil
Fatty side up
I filled up my cup
And started to grate the po-TAY-toes
**
Last bris-ket
I gave it 4 hours
Then jumped in the shower
3 hours passed
You turned down the gas
And poked it to find it FRO-zen
**
Last bris-ket
An hour-a-pound
I just put it in
and then stood around
THIS year
To save me from tears
We're going to out-BACK steak-HOUSE
etc.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Get yer suit on . . .
And,
as in the time of the Maccabees:
Wash not your Chanukah Suit for 8 festive days
and 8 luminous nights!
Sewfisicated Cambridge = BAD service
Nastiness abides in a store without a stitch of customer service.
And, that's 'new' yarn!
For righteous threads, go to Sew-Low on Cambridge Street.
They treat 'yew' right!
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