"Last Brisket" by George Michael

Happy Challahdays

Last bris-ket

I gave it my heart

The very next day

You threw it away

You said it was dry

I started to cry

We noshed on some day-old LAT-kes.

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Last brisk-ket

I brined it in salt

Wrapped it in foil

And drizzled with oil

Fatty side up

I filled up my cup

And started to grate the po-TAY-toes

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Last bris-ket

I gave it 4 hours

Then jumped in the shower

3 hours passed

You turned down the gas

And poked it to find it FRO-zen

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Last bris-ket

An hour-a-pound

I just put it in

and then stood around

THIS year

To save me from tears

We're going to out-BACK steak-HOUSE

etc.