Gnome Problem.

Yep, we got a gnome problem . . .

BIG TIME.

At great personal peril, I took these few photos.


Because, in order to catch a gnome, you've got to think like a gnome.

Luckily, I already dress like one.

For what it's worth, here is some advice if you happen to catch a gnome:

1. Offer him slippers

2. Feed him halved grapes, peeled apples, yogurt, and soup.

3. Make sure that he's secure in bed by 8:30

(Otherwise he might re-shelve all of your books and records).