9 months [for bad behavior!]

For his 9 month birthday,

Noah decides to go buck wild.

--

Like an unruly lout at a club:

He's screaming,

fussing,

fighting,

complaining to the management,

eating constantly,

demanding complementary beverages,

grabbing boobs,

biting,

pinching,

staying up ALL NIGHT,

and nearly getting asked to leave the premesis.

[ Fortunately,
again,
his good looks save the day.]