Golden Latke

Peruvian potatoes as yellow as an Ayacucho sunrise.
Onions so sweet that,

when you cut them,

THEY cry.

Method of Stacking Latkes Vertically

(MoStLaV)

A brief history:

1946: Developed in through a top-secret collaboration between

the U.S. Department of Energy, Hughes Aircraft, and SUNY Binghamton.

1947: Tested at Area 54 in Nevada's High Desert.

1948: Tested again, at low altitutes

(with sour cream),
at the Meltzer's in Great Neck.

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Latkes so good . . .

You could plotz.